Living on Caffeine and Shade Pullover

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This hoodie/sweatshirt/pullover isn't just a piece of clothing/apparel/gear; it's a statement/declaration/manifesto. It says, "Don't talk/mess/bother with me before my coffee/caffeine/energy drink" and "I run/live/thrive on {sarcasm/dry humor/wit." You can wear this baby/gem/treasure to your office/class/weekly coffee run, but be warned: it may attract/repulse/confuse people. Sleep is for the weak.

Java, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie

You know that feeling? The one where you're drowning in responsibilities and your brain is running on fumes. Yeah, adulting is tough. But hey, at least we can laugh about it, right? That's why this Coffee, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie is the perfect way to show your feelings. read more It's comfy, it's funny, and it's basically a wearable pep talk. Plus, who doesn't love a good cup of tea anyway?

This Hoodie's My Blood Type

I don't need caffeine like a typical person. I operate on pure coffee. My veins are thrumming with espresso. Seriously, if you ever see me sporting this hoodie, it's a clear sign that I'm fully charged.

Glazed Kill My Vibe (Unless It's With Coffee) Hoodie

This hoodie is for the real vibe chillers. You know, the kind who adore a good vibes and aren't afraid to rock their individuality. It's got that cool look with a hint of sarcasm, making it perfect for hanging out. Plus, let's be real, coffee is the only thing that can kill your vibe. And this hoodie knows that.

Snag yours now before the vibes run out!

Warning: Could Spontaneously Blab About That Coffee Hoodie

This individual is a serious fan of their coffee-themed hoodie. Like, really serious. They've been known to randomly burst into conversations about it at the weirdest surprising times. Don't be surprised if they begin a detailed description about its material, style, or even the optimal coffee pairing. It might take some time to steer them back to other topics, so be prepared for a caffeine-fueled adventure.

Sweatshirt I Run on Coffee and Chaos {

This isn't just a garment, it's a statement. A declaration to the world that you thrive in the beautiful mess. You're fueled by caffeine and driven by deadlines, all while rocking this super comfy fashion choice. Whether you're conquering your schedule, or just unwinding after a long session, this sweatshirt is the perfect way to show off your style.

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